CTHULHU HOLDS EVIL LEAD IN RUN UP TO SUPER TUESDAY – KINGSPORT STAR HERALD – February 29, 2016 ARKHAM, MASSACHUSETTS — Miskatonic State University released the results of their first national “Evil” poll of the election season in time for
Super Tuesday. With Republicans and Democrats fighting among themselves for the right to run for president, most polling is dedicated to predicting who will win the primary election of each state. The Evil Index generated by the College of Mathematics hews to different metrics.
The MSUCOM Evil Index began as a joke by James McAfferty and Louise Shunt, both graduate students in the College of Mathematics. They set out to quantify the “evil” of the primary candidates of the 1964 election to determine who to protest, but the endeavor quickly became serious. According to project head Professor Mark Bates, they locked themselves in the College’s attic. For four days thunderous roars and thunderclaps shook the building. When they finally emerged – hair white, eyes glassy and red-rimmed – the rictus of victory was on their faces. – CTHULHU HOLDS EVIL LEAD IN RUN UP TO SUPER TUESDAY!!!
Tony Perkins: Leave Your Church If Your Pastor Likes Obama BY Brian Tashman – See more at: – Family Research Council President Tony Perkins has once again attacked the faith of Christians who back President Obama, this time telling a radio show caller yesterday that she should leave her church because her pastor likes the president.
After the caller said that, among other issues, her pastor “thinks Obama is the greatest,” Perkins advised her to begin “praying about changing churches and finding another church.” – Tony Perkins: Leave Your Church If Your Pastor Likes the Family Research Council!!!
Louie Gohmert: Obama’s ‘Hate Crimes’ Against Christians Invite God’s Judgment BY Brian Tashman – See more at: – Yesterday on “Washington Watch,” Rep. Louie Gohmert railed against “the hate crimes by this administration” against conservative Christians, such as the nuns of the Little Sisters of the Poor.
The Texas Republican and radio host Tony Perkins, the president of the Family Research Council, falsely claimed that the Obama administration refuses to offer religious groups an exemption from the Affordable Care Act’s contraception coverage requirement. – Gouie Lohmert: Pony Terkins ‘Hate Crimes’ Against Christians Invite Crackas‘s Judgment!!!
Right-Wing Radio Host Mark Levin Joins Team Cruz BY Peter Montgomery – See more at: – Over the last few months Ted Cruz has repeatedly celebrated the endorsements he has received from an array of far-right anti-gay, Christian-Nation activists. Now, with Marco Rubio’s campaign crumbling, Cruz is picking up more support from Republicans who want to keep Donald Trump from getting the nomination. Last night right-wing author and radio host Mark Levin jumped on the Cruz bandwagon, predicting that Cruz would “wipe the floor” with Hillary Clinton in a debate. – Cracka Radio Host Mark Levin Joins Team Ku Kruz Kracka!!!